Sex can be described with words, such as slippery and wet, so it is only natural for sex to be associated with water. It is quite possible to just get in the water and get it on but what are the risks? It may seem like a good idea cross this fantasy off your bucket list but it is very risky, especially for women.

Aqua Love

Movies often portray passionate love making scenes in bodies of water. For example; a couple on a beach of a tropical island during sunset, a couple alone in a swimming pool at night, a couple underneath a waterfall in the jungle in the rain, a couple in the penthouse suit of a 5 star hotel with a jacuzzi or a couple at home, in a bath tub filled with bubbles and rose petals, with soft music. All of these seem so sensual and romantic but how safe is it?

Bacteria is not Sensual or Safe

Bodies of water occurring naturally in nature will often contain bacteria. This includes; lakes, waterfalls, rivers, oceans, ponds, etc. These waters are home to various forms of bacteria. The in and out motion of sexual intercourse can force bacteria into the vagina which can cause infections and irritations. Bacteria are not the only thing that can be forced into the vagina; salt, chlorine, sand, and other various contaminates that are found in the water will be introduced as well. Furthermore tanning lotions, shampoos, bath oils, soaps, sunscreen and other products that are common to water activities may have adverse effects if applied inside the vagina and not topically as intended.

No “P” in OOL

Pools are chlorinated for a reason; to keep pools free of the bacteria that can be harmful to humans. This is the same bacteria that can be found in outdoor bodies of water. However chlorine also has some side effects; chlorine can cause certain types of skin to become itchy and irritated, the smell can be unpleasant and overwhelming to some, chlorine gas can be hazardous to your breathing. Public pools are at a higher risk since they are more occupants and the chlorine levels are controlled by other people.

Lubrication is Important

Water washes away the natural lubrication from a woman’s body. Most store bought lubricants are water soluble: meaning that they will dissipate in water. The decreased lubrication can lead to painful or uncomfortable sex. Having unprotected sex is by definition NOT SAFE. It will not matter much if the water is safe or not if you are not practicing safe sex. Lubrication is also important with safe sex practices.

Water Safe-Sex

Even without the issue of introducing the vagina to bacteria, toxins and irritants the practices of safe sex must be considered. Condoms are treated with spermicide and lubrication both of which can be washed away by water. The effect of water on condoms are relatively unknown; due to the fact that condoms are not usually tested under water or in different water types. It is possible for water to seep into the base of the condom which may cause the condom to slide off. It would be a good idea to put a condom on outside the water to avoid seepage.

Oil, Water, & Latex Don’t Mix

To avoid some of the lubrication problems associated with having sex in the water; it is best to use products that are not water soluble. However, oil based products while good in water can damage the latex and cause the condom to break. Keep in mind that sunscreen, soap, shampoo, etc. (mentioned earlier) can be oil based as well. This increases the chances a condom will break.
Silicone based lubricants are water resistant. Due to the fact it is water resistant, they are not as easy to wash off of the body but they are safe to use with latex condoms.

Myth Buster:  Underwater Sex

• It is not possible for a woman to get pregnant during water sex: False, water is not a contraceptive. Some sperm might be affected by certain condition of the water but it will not stop the sperm from trying to fertilize an egg.
• It is not possible to get a woman pregnant in a Jacuzzi because the hot water kills your sperm: False (but somewhat true), being in the hot water for an extended amount of time may lower sperm count but it still takes one sperm to find an egg to fertilize.
• It is possible for a woman to get pregnant in a pool that someone ejaculated in: False, sperm can only survive a few minutes inside water under normal conditions. The time drops considerably in water treated with chemicals, high temperature, low temperature, or host to other bacteria.

Crushed Wet Dreams

It may seem like water sex is not worth the risk. However, some of the risks might be more manageable than others and some people might not even care the risks and try anyway. I am sure there are people that have tried water sex and loved it and might even prefer it to more traditional sexual practices. Oral sex near the water is a possibility to those that do not want to take the risk but for those that like living on the edge, maybe this will help.

My first one night stand was an amazing experience. One moment I was watching the NCAA tournament at a local sports bar & grill and the next moment, I was in the bed of some girl; celebrating the victory of our beloved Kansas Jayhawks securing their victory in the final 4. She was so hot and out of my league but for that moment, I was the man and until this day, I only know her as Kansas.

Considering a One Night Stand

I retrospect of my experiences with one night stands, I can say they are spontaneous and can be quite a rush. Some people may only enjoy this type of experiences and may seek this type of relationship over traditional type relationships that require time and commitment. In our current fast paced world, who really has time for that? One night stands offer no strings or attachments while providing a thrill of instant gratification.

Understanding the Dynamics of a One Night Stand

One night stands are about pleasure and the need of wanting to feel good. It is not always planned and the participants never thought they were capable of doing such a thing. Society sets certain standards on sex but in certain situations those standards may not apply. A prime situation is anywhere alcohol is served. Other situations to consider are life and death situations i.e. fearing the end of life, true love situation i.e. a wedding, dance clubs, vacations, parties, etc. Keep in mind that alcohol can be combined with any of these situations, thus increasing the effect.

Who to Choose

My first rule of thumb is to only pursue a woman that seems interested in me. There is no point in going after the hottest woman (unless she shows an interest in me) just to be rejected. Look for women that are in the open and trying to be noticed. Do not bother with the girls hiding in the back. Eye contact followed by a smile is a good indicator of interest. If she keeps making eye contact or she does not show any negative reaction to you looking at her, then this is a good indicator she is interested. Women that enjoy your attention may respond with seductive looks, naughty dancing, or flirting. The best thing to do now is talk. Remember to just relax and be yourself; there is no need for fancy pick up lines; a simple “hello” will do.

Nice Guys Finish Last

Keep in mind that a one night stand is not based on romance. Trying to be a gentleman is a good way to fail. Furthermore being a gentleman means you will spend more time making conversation about general topics rather than the topic of interest. One night stands are a fantasy and it is not a good idea to not ruin the fantasy with real life. You may just talk her out of going. Not every woman that smiles or flirts at you will come home with you, so the more time  you spend talking the less time you have finding someone to go home with you. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

One Night stand Etiquette

It is probably best to stick to the standard sexual practices unless she made a specific request. Even though she is willing to have sex with you, it does not mean she is a “closet porn star” waiting to fulfill your every fantasy. Whether you stay until morning or leave after sex make sure to be polite. However, staying until morning may imply that you want more than just sex. Leaving after the deed is done may save you from theatrics as seen in the video below.    As far as staying or leaving you may not want to stay until morning if you do not intend to see the person again and if it is your place, show respect when asking the partner to leave. Sneaking out like a thief in the night is also not a respectable thing to do.  If you want to see the person again, then ask for their number or email. There is no need to lie and say, “I call you” if you do not mean it. Also respect your partners decision regarding seeing you again or not.

Protect Yourself

Although one night stands can be spontaneous it does not mean you cannot be prepared, especially if you are strangers. Sexually transmitted diseases aside, getting pregnant by someone you do not know and might not ever see again, is definitely not worth it. We can never truly know how many sexual partners the person has had, so it is better to error on the side of caution and make sure to practice safe sex.

As magical as one night stands sound, the simple truth is that magic fades. When the alcohol and hormones fade you are left with the reality of your actions. Depending on the participants this could be either positive or negative. Sexual performance may not been up to par, appearances may have been misrepresented by the affects of alcohol, and other many other possible outcomes can cause the magic to to fade. The point is, when the magic fades it is time to go.

Two more have been expelled from the U.S. Secret service for allegedly participating in the latest prostitute scandal that happened in Columbia. While another one was revoke of his security clearance and sad to say that’s the end for his career, 11 of his colleagues are brought in for a thorough investigation and most likely will be under administrative case. A total of 12 agents will be brought in for probing by the Pentagon, which will take place anytime next week.

Their job is to secure the US President’s arrival in Columbia for the Summit of the Americas. But even before the President’s arrival, these lucky 12 men are making sure they clean up the street before the event or like so. They partied all night like there’s no tomorrow, they even invited around 20 girls back to their hotel after meeting up in a local night club.

On the Late Night show with Jimmy Fallon, Obama said “These guys are incredible”, he even mentioned calling them “knuckle-heads”. Well, that’s given since their job is to protect him and anyone in need of their highly specially trained capability.

I’m just wondering what these guys wives felt when their soldier at arms is on the news. The scandal was never kept from the public since the President have sworn on his speech 3 years ago that he will have the most transparent administration in any US President History. Obama’s spokesman Jay Carney said that WH Officials (Staff) are not aware of the partying and have no participation in the said misconducts.

Good news is, there’s still a chance for these ousted agents to do their job and have fun at the same time.  Well, not with Obama that is. Earlier this week, a new light for these agents has been spotted making the news. TMZ News mentioned about a letter that was sent to them by Dallas V (CEO of AdultSearch.com), stating that they are mostly welcome for a job as a reviewer for the escorts in their listings.

The woman behind the case

It all began in a payment dispute between Diana Suarez and one of Obama’s advance security personnel. Diana Suarez is a 24 year old Columbian hooker that caused the ousting of 12 agents in one sweep! She was asking for an outstanding $800 / night service fee but the not so happy agent only gave her $28, which is IMHO actually is fair enough for a local hooker in Columbia.

Suarez made a commotion that alerted the hotel security and local police. Hotel Caribe security personnel called the authorities because the commotion is growing, with only Suarez shouting non-stop, disturbing the guests in the Hotel. The controversy reached the White House Council and Senate which lead to the ousting of these gentlemen.

Dallas V. mentioned on his letter that he will be waiting for the agents’ reply and his offer will stand with no deadline. AdultSearch.com is an adult search engine that provides various adult service listings such as escorts services, strip club reviews, adult stores and many more.  Also mentioned on the letter is that they have been looking for individuals with “trained eyes” for the past few years and this is a big opportunity to get those talent in use.